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Top Five

... things heard after a David Copperfield performance

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1. "That's, hands-down, the worst Dickens I've ever seen."

2. "Man, I wish he'd make my wife disappear."

3. "Where all the white tigers at?"

4. "That Claudia Schiffer doesn't know what she's missing."

5. "But where did the lighter fluid come from?" Says who? The Indy A&E editors.

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