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Top Five

...happenings when you have a close encounter

1. Sudden need to change underwear

2. You will have a "lost time experience," and will be late for meetings the rest of the day

3. You might spend the next week looking for an E.T. punching bag that works like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot

4. If the aliens that get you are of the Nordic species, you may not want to come back

5. You'll join the UFO Institute, Colorado Springs Chapter, and meet people with amazing experiences and make new friends

Says who? Lt. Col. Steven Alexander, founder of the UFO Institute's Colorado Springs chapter.

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