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Top Five

... reasons not to be hypnotized


1. Any fall from therapist's couch may break fashionable Bluetooth headset

2. Might betray spandex-clad superhero alter ego

3. Subconsciously reciting plots from more than half a dozen Baby-sitters Club books would threaten masculinity

4. Swinging watch reminds me of the clown (who was also my father) falling to his death from a trapeze at the circus

5. "Because, dammit, no hypnotist is good enough to fix my unibrow"

Says who? Indy A&E editors.

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