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... toughest New Year's resolutions

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1. I will smoke only when the urge compels me.

2. I will feed the cat.

3. I will drink only whole-grain alcohol.

4. I will stop wearing my assless chaps to youth group.

5. I will stop wearing assless chaps altogether.

Says who? Indy A&E editors.

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