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... botched artist impersonations

1. Vincent Van Gogh: Your mom wasn't wooed when I mailed her my ear.

2. C.M. Coolidge ("Dogs Playing Poker"): My Doberman went all-in with an ace-high. Stupid dog.

3. Bob Ross: Even my happiest trees looked like weeping

willows.

4. Edvard Munch ("The Scream"): People kept thinking I was trying to kill Neve Campbell.

5. Georgia O'Keeffe: Every single one of my flowers got a yeast infection.

Says who? The Indy arts & entertainment staff.

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