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... questions we'd ask the Dalai Lama

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A llama on a dolly? Touch, Indy. Touch.
  • A llama on a dolly? Touch, Indy. Touch.

1. Does spontaneous enlightenment tickle?

2. If you're DJing a bar mitzvah, what song follows "Hava Nagila"?

3. You are neither a dolly nor a llama explain.

4. If a plane crashes on the border of China and Tibet, where do you bury the survivors?

5. Seriously, why is my wife such a bitch?

Says who? Indy arts editors.

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