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Why does April Fool's Day continue in modern times? It's something entertaining at the time of year when there's not much else to do. Plus, it's short term. It doesn't require big deal planning like Thanksgiving or Christmas.
If you could pull an April Fool's Day prank on George W. Bush, what would it be? Have it somehow declared that the election recount in Florida was resolved in favor of Gore.
If you could play a prank on anyone, what would it be? Convince the world that the Second Coming of Christ had come, and no one went. And hopefully make everyone rethink it all because of it.
What's the best April Fool's gag ever played on you? I got a memo at work saying that our hours had been changed and we had to stay at work until 8:00 every night.
What's the best April Fool's gag you've pulled on someone? I told my husband I was expecting.
If you could play an April Fool's joke on anyone at all, what would you do? I'd somehow convince Bush that we'd all mutiny if he didn't bring the price of gas down and bring our men home from Iraq.
Why do we still observe April Fool's Day? We need chances to be lighthearted and undermine assumptions. We take ourselves way too seriously.
What April Fool's gag would you love to play on Bush? Doctor one of his speeches so that every use of "democracy" and "freedom" is replaced by the phrase, "word of God." Or maybe at some official banquet, seat George and Laura between Michael Moore and Howard Zinn. Or maybe rig Bush's office so that during one of his daily conversations with God the voice of Jim Hightower answers back in a chastising fashion.