Old Ironsides, U.S.S. Constitution touring exhibit and educational program, Pioneer's Museum, 215 S. Tejon St., 385-5990. Free. Illustrated commentary on the ship's history and life aboard the ship today. Thurs., April 1 at 7 p.m. and Sat., April 3 at 2 p.m. Call for reservations.
Community Child Abuse Prevention Rally, Wasson High School, 2115 Afton Way. Free. Never Hurt A Child Never, Never, Never Ever! rally to draw public attention to the prevalence of child abuse in our community and highlight the efforts of abuse prevention by locally based individuals and organizations. Thurs., April 1, 4-6 p.m. Call 442-6337 for more.
Speed Dating, 32 Bleu, 32 S. Tejon St. $35 includes light dinner. Experience 50 quick dates in one evening. Thurs., April 1, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Call 321-4759 for more.
Antique and Collectibles Fair, City Auditorium, 221 E. Kiowa St. $2. Featuring Tom O'Boyle and Bob Lillie playing the pipe organ. Sat., April 3, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Call 475-2110 for more.
Goodwill Doll Sale, Hancock Plaza, 2730 S. Academy Blvd. Barbies, Beanie Babies, Madame Alexander dolls, Pleasant Company, doll furniture and antique dolls. April 2-3, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Call 635-4483 for more.
Athiest Alliance International Convention, Wyndham Hotel, 5580 Tech Center Dr. Bengali author Taslima Nasrin speaks on the theme Focus on the Real Family, along with presenters Julia Sweeney, Ann Druyan, Massimo Pigliucci, Ed Buckner, John Patrick Michael Murphy and many more. April 9-11. Call Becky at 593-9227 for more.