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Former infamous President Nixon: "I am not a crook."
President Donald Trump: "If it turns out I am a crook, can I pardon myself?"
Attorney General Sessions: "I don't recall if I am a crook. I just don't remember."
Former campaign director Paul Manafort: "Nyet."
Ivanka Trump: "Who cares? Have you seen my new clothing line?"
Trump Team member Kellyanne Conway: "What is Truth? You have your facts, I have mine."
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Trump signs my paychecks. Need I say more?"
Donald Trump Jr.: "Huh?"
— Larimore Nicholl, Colorado Springs
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