Mr. George S. Bailar
Executive Vice President & CIO
Capital One Financial Corporation
1680 Capital One Drive
McLean, VA 22102
Dear Mr. Bailar:
I am interested in acquiring street credit. I'm not sure how much I need. My associate only said, Mad amounts, mad soon. Beyotch.
A banker colleague insisted that this is not the sort of credit available through established channels. He also indicated that it was not available to people like me. I don't understand what he meant. It was hardly appropriate. My credit history is outstanding.
At any rate, I'd appreciate all the information about street credit programs, as well as the necessary fees and disclosure paperwork.
I need this credit quickly. My associate says it's an effective bulwark against getting popped in the grill. I have no idea what he means, but it sure sounds unpleasant. So, if you could speed up the process, I'd really appreciate it.