Mr. Steve Kaczynski
Senior Vice President of Merchandising & Marketing
Wild Oats Markets, Inc.
3375 Mitchell Lane
Boulder, CO 80301
Dear Mr. Kaczynski:
When I'm in your stores I often ask, Where's the Captain Crunch?
People look at me like I just shat out a jackalope. But the question still stands: Where is the Captain Crunch?
While I'm at it, where's the Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks and Trix? And when did it become socially acceptable to name a cereal Peanut Butter Panda Puffs?
I hope you don't think you're too good for Captain Crunch? Because that'd be ironic since I often think I'm not good enough for it. However, that issue is probably best left to my team of life coaches.
In closing: What's up with the non-Captain Crunch action?