January 20, 2005
Hooters of Hollywood
6922 Hollywood Blvd. Suite 109
Hollywood CA, 90028
To Whom It May Concern:
The graphy below illustrates a distrubing trend: The duration of my relationships with women hinges on the number of our dates at Hooters.
If I'm a commited Hooters customer, is it not deeply hypocritical to deny my patronage simply because I'm courting a lady? Should I pretend that Hooters is not my preferred venue for dining and entertainment just because it would make my date(s) more comfortable?
What should I do? I'm very lonely. Please help.