P.O. Box 1034
Colorado Springs, CO 80901
July 29, 2004
Levi Strauss & Co.
1155 Battery Street
San Francisco, CA 94111
Dear Levi Strauss:
I understand that Levi's no longer makes jeans, but instead subcontracts their manufacture to overseas producers.
If this is the case, it seems only fair that you modify your name accordingly. How about:
Levi's: The Denim Pimps!
Levi's: We used to make jeans, now we make deals.
Levi's: Doin' you a favor through cheap-ass labor.
I'd be happy to whip up some more, but you'll have to pay me. Real money.