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IQ: Festive holiday bloodlust

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When young G.W. Bush sat on Santa's knee, did he ask for teddy bears and sugar plums? Or was he more interested in hatchets, blowguns and bowie knives?

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Troy Miske
Sales
Springs Ranch

What does President Bush want for Christmas? World peace.

What should President Bush get for Christmas? The same. Because he's been working hard on it, I'll give him that.

What should Santa bring to the children of Iraq? A new leader.

And to Saddam Hussein? A nuclear bomb.

Is goodwill and peace toward man hopelessly outdated? No. It just takes a lot of work from everybody.

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Sandra McNew
Poet/Writer
Downtown

What does President Bush want for Christmas? Oh, God. I'm afraid he wants a quick war in Iraq.

What should President Bush get for Christmas? Peace.

What should Santa bring to the children of Iraq? Something other than the coal in the stockings that Saddam Hussein has represented.

And to Saddam Hussein? An end to dictatorship.

Is goodwill and peace toward man hopelessly outdated? Oh no, it's the only thing that helps in times like these. You've got to keep doing that or else there is nothing left.

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April Speake
Case manager
Gleneagle

What does President Bush want for Christmas? He wants to go to war with Iraq. I'm not quite sure what his underlying agenda is, but I'm sure there is one.

What should President Bush get for Christmas? World peace.

What should Santa bring to the children of Iraq? Opportunity for peace, or opportunity for food, or opportunity for education, or whatever it is they need.

And to Saddam Hussein? Retirement.

Is goodwill and peace toward man hopelessly outdated? No. The good still far outweighs the bad, it's just, we sensationalize on the bad.

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Otis Forrest
Physical education director
Fountain

What does President Bush want for Christmas? Osama bin Laden.

What should President Bush get for Christmas? Osama bin Laden.

What should Santa bring to the children of Iraq? Leadership.

And to Saddam Hussein? A protective mask -- you know, for the chemicals. A gas mask.

Is goodwill and peace toward man hopelessly outdated? I think so. It seems like so many people are for themselves ... not the big picture.

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Lorie Furstenberg
Self-employed
Downtown

What does President Bush want for Christmas? He wants Saddam Hussein's ass.

What should President Bush get for Christmas? He should get chocolates from Al Gore, with a note saying "Peace be with you. See you in '04."

What should Santa bring to the children of Iraq? Peace and love.

And to Saddam Hussein? A "pass-go" ticket to get President Bush and his father off his ass. Leave him alone.

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