Food & Drink

Holiday Brunch Tours

When: Saturdays, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Continues through Dec. 26 2015

Dateline, North Pole: An unidentified elf has confirmed that the big man in red has landed safely, and all reindeer are accounted for. Children young and old can expect gifts and warm, seasonal greetings throughout the day, but others will see their fair share of coal, according to our source close to the operation. The elf asked to remain unidentified for fear of retribution against his family. Another official was quoted in the early morning hours as saying, "Soak up the Yuletide carols and put the finishing touches on your fruitcake, today's the big day," as what has been dubbed "Operation Christmas" is in full swing. Back here in the Springs, we hope you enjoy this wonderful time of year, however you may spend it, and thank you, as always, for reading. Happy holidays. — Craig Lemley

Price: $45

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