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Moving McAllister (PG-13) - Magnolia Home Entertainment - Barely released in theaters, this Mormon- - backed by-the-numbers romantic comedy is so - unimaginatively rote, it dares you not to push the fast- - forward button. I failed. Rick is a tightly wound intern at - a law firm who will do anything to move up in the - company. So when the boss' free-spirited, - stereotypically quirky niece (an irritating Mila Kunis) - needs to get to L.A., he's up for the job. Will he ever be - able to loosen his tie and give in to the free-wheelin' - ethos of his charge? Will these two people, so - diametrically opposed, fall in love? You probably know - the answer to all these questions. Jon Heder shows up as - a hippie hitchhiker, wringing whatever laughs he can out - of his nerd shtick. In the end, I quickly moved - McAllister to the garbage can.  Louis - Fowler
  • Moving McAllister (PG-13)
    Magnolia Home Entertainment
    Barely released in theaters, this Mormon- backed by-the-numbers romantic comedy is so unimaginatively rote, it dares you not to push the fast- forward button. I failed. Rick is a tightly wound intern at a law firm who will do anything to move up in the company. So when the boss' free-spirited, stereotypically quirky niece (an irritating Mila Kunis) needs to get to L.A., he's up for the job. Will he ever be able to loosen his tie and give in to the free-wheelin' ethos of his charge? Will these two people, so diametrically opposed, fall in love? You probably know the answer to all these questions. Jon Heder shows up as a hippie hitchhiker, wringing whatever laughs he can out of his nerd shtick. In the end, I quickly moved McAllister to the garbage can. Louis Fowler
42nd Street Forever, Vol. 3: Exploitation - Explosion (NR) Synapse Films - To be a fan of grindhouse trailers today is to - enjoy an embarrassment of riches. The gang at Synapse - is back with another collection of fun B-movie trailers - that encompass every "ploitation" in the book. Some of - the highlights of this volume include the Exorcist - rip-off Beyond the Door; ants taking over - the world in Phase IV; Lee Majors taking on - some Killer Fish; and medical drama Night - Call Nurses, which features said nurses throwing - bundles of dynamite out of a moving semi-truck. Even - former Batman Adam West gets into the action in the - incomprehensibly cheesy The Happy Hooker Goes - Hollywood. Well, this happy viewer is going insane - over this stuff, the greatest movie marathon in the - world, all on one disc, with no sticky floors or threat of - stabbing!  Louis Fowler
  • 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 3: Exploitation Explosion (NR)
    Synapse Films
    To be a fan of grindhouse trailers today is to enjoy an embarrassment of riches. The gang at Synapse is back with another collection of fun B-movie trailers that encompass every "ploitation" in the book. Some of the highlights of this volume include the Exorcist rip-off Beyond the Door; ants taking over the world in Phase IV; Lee Majors taking on some Killer Fish; and medical drama Night Call Nurses, which features said nurses throwing bundles of dynamite out of a moving semi-truck. Even former Batman Adam West gets into the action in the incomprehensibly cheesy The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood. Well, this happy viewer is going insane over this stuff, the greatest movie marathon in the world, all on one disc, with no sticky floors or threat of stabbing! Louis Fowler
Dark Chamber (R) Shock- - O-Rama / PopCinema / Release date: Feb. 26 - Alfred Hitchcock meets, well, Satan in this - incredibly well-crafted, undeniably suspenseful mystery - from first-time director David Campfield. Based loosely - on the "Say You Love Satan" killer, the film places us in - the middle of a creepy apartment complex. A devout - Christian criminal law student winds up entangled in the - death of a prostitute, which is being attributed to a local - group of Satanists called the Black Circle. With hidden - cameras, we get glimpses into their unsettling lives, red - herrings deliciously being thrown left and right. Nothing - is what is seems, and Campfield delivers the chills, just - the way Brian De Palma used to. Shock-O-Rama has - filled the DVD with extras, including a special about the - real Black Circle, which only makes the movie spookier. -  Louis Fowler
  • Dark Chamber (R)
    Shock- O-Rama / PopCinema / Release date: Feb. 26
    Alfred Hitchcock meets, well, Satan in this incredibly well-crafted, undeniably suspenseful mystery from first-time director David Campfield. Based loosely on the "Say You Love Satan" killer, the film places us in the middle of a creepy apartment complex. A devout Christian criminal law student winds up entangled in the death of a prostitute, which is being attributed to a local group of Satanists called the Black Circle. With hidden cameras, we get glimpses into their unsettling lives, red herrings deliciously being thrown left and right. Nothing is what is seems, and Campfield delivers the chills, just the way Brian De Palma used to. Shock-O-Rama has filled the DVD with extras, including a special about the real Black Circle, which only makes the movie spookier. Louis Fowler

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