Some things just improve with age, and Bernie's is proof. The bartendress is seriously old-school, as is a clientele that's been going there for decades and will treat you just like family (but in a good way). Plus, there's a "Homey" shrine on the bartop. So what are you waiting for?
Happy hour: Daily, 7 a.m. to noon, 5-7 p.m.
The goods: 50 cents off bottled beer; 25 cents off draft beer and pitchers; 50 cents off wells
Favorite pour: "The best one we make here is the Bloody Marys."