I try to be direct, but my girlfriend often sees this as meanness. For example, when we're out to dinner, she sometimes takes forever to order when the server is standing right there. I'll call her out on this — tell her she was rude to keep the guy waiting. Personally, I think it's unhealthy in the long run to keep quiet about issues, but my girlfriend gets upset whenever I give her constructive criticism. How can I convince her that she's being too sensitive? — Honest
There are times when directness is best. Like if you're an air traffic controller. What's important is not that you make the pilot feel supported in his life goals but that he brings the plane to a stop on the runway instead of in some lady's pool.
But, in many non-emergency situations, being direct — like bluntly criticizing someone — is about as effective as throwing somebody a fruit basket instead of a life preserver when they're drowning. The problem is that criticizing people doesn't make them change; it makes them want to clobber you. Because of a lack of software updates to our body's ancient fight-or-flight system, we respond to a verbal attack with the same supercharged biochemical ammo we would if we were attacked by some sharp-fanged thing looking to turn our left eyeball into an after-dinner mint.
You are right, by the way; your restaurant table shouldn't start to seem like a bus stop for the waitstaff because your girlfriend's applying Bayes' theorem to whether she'd prefer the chicken to the pasta. But is your ultimate goal hammering her with how right you are or having a relationship?
If it's a relationship you're after, you need to keep her fight-or-flight defensiveness from whirring into action by transforming accusations (like "You're rude!") into information (like reasons the term "waiting" shouldn't be taken literally). For example, you could say, "Hey, I know you love good food and don't want to make a bad choice at dinner. But I was thinking that when the server waits for a while at our table, he may feel we don't respect his time, and other customers may feel neglected and leave him a crappy tip."
By asking her to sympathize with the waiter instead of telling her what a jerk she's been, you help her stay cool enough in the head to consider potential solutions — like doing a little online menu recon before hitting the restaurant. If you both start sending criticisms up for processing to the kindness and tact department, you could get in the habit of "accepting influence" from each other — listening to each other and becoming better individually and together — a practice marriage researcher John Gottman sees in the happiest, most stable relationships.
Zero dark flirty
A female "friend" of my boyfriend's is always leaving flirty comments on his Facebook page, and it's making me upset and worried. He doesn't really respond, but because he's a guy with a girlfriend, it seems that the considerate thing for him to do would be to tell her to cool it. How can I bring this up to him in a sane way? — Disturbed
Guys also say "Hello, beautiful!" to the 200-year-old grocery store cashier, and probably not because they're angling for her to send a selfie of how she looks without her compression hose. What keeps a guy from being all "Let's blow this timeline item and go to a motel" is whether he's ethical and into the relationship he has. If that doesn't describe your boyfriend, why are you still with him? If it does, instead of saying, "Hey! People are socializing with you on a website designed for socializing!" let on that you're feeling a little worried, like by gently remarking, "That friend of yours sure is flirty" (or whatever it takes to get your worry across). Rather than trying to control him, which leads a person to rebel, you're asking for reassurance, which should lead him to put his arms around you and explain why you have nothing to worry about. This, in turn, should get the two of you back to using Facebook as it was intended — as a place to bring people together to view videos of cats and police brutality.