The Holy Trinity has one thing to say to Rebecca Black's song "Friday": Suck it — you ain't seen nothin' yet!
Check out Community Christian Church's parody version, starring blonde pipsqueak Sadie B. I'd tell you that it's infinitely more awful than Black's earnest-can't-possibly-be-real version, but it's hard to tell when it's such a matter of degrees.
Here's a smattering of Heaven-sent pop: "We so excited. / We so excited. / We know Jesus is alive today. / Yesterday was Saturday. / And Monday comes after church. / I don't want the service to end."
If you keep watching until 2:31, you get a miraculous gift. Enjoy.