The spirit of giving: Here, you throw this away

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In what can only be described as a bizarre press release, The ARC thrift stores sought to remind us today that its chain has plenty of useless junk — uh, make that "white elephants" — for sale, in addition to all the useful stuff its stores carry.

"White Elephant Gifts have become a staple at office holiday parties, family gatherings and those annual get-togethers with friends," the release noted.

And what better place to find a gift that your friend or coworker will abhor than The ARC!

Some examples (they actually sent these photos):

Some novelty salesman is congratulating himself for this amazing idea.
  • Some novelty salesman is congratulating himself for this amazing idea.

Red Bull gives you wings, whatever is in this cup gives you creepy, white feet
  • Red Bull gives you wings, whatever is in this cup gives you creepy, white feet

The cat and the fiddle, the dinosaur jumped over the moon.
  • The cat and the fiddle, the dinosaur jumped over the moon.

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