by Kirk Woundy
Where do date-rape drugs and pre-teens come together in jaunty harmony?
Why, at the Gazette's Out There blog, where reporter Dave Philipps on Thursday riffed on a new energy drink called HIJINKS. Under the baffling headline, "Like rufies, but in reverse," Philipps describes the drink's marketing and contents, and then ends with this kicker:
Why do I think middle schoolers will be slipping this into each other’s drinks as a joke?
Ha ha. Good one, DP. Watch the blog as the week goes on; we hear he's got plans to bring GHB and cocker spaniel puppies into a post for the ages.