• So what's the first thing you need after purchasing medication? A haircut — duh — and should you be the cutting type, this dispensary needs a barber, and is apparently offering a "GREAT commission schedule."
• I've always said that the problem with a typical Springs MMC is that there's no doorman manning the front, opening the door, signaling taxis, offering witty and insightful commentary on life's little ironies ... anyway, Todays Health Care has heard my cry, and is seeking someone with "excellent customer service skills and ability to interact with patients" not to mention a "neat, professional appearance."
• Those road signs don't spin themselves, so this possibly-manic center is looking for "an energetic sign spinner. Applicant must be 21 or older and in possesion of an MMJ red card or temporary card (IF YOU DO NOT HAVE THIS, DO NOT RESPOND!!!), motivated, NO FELONIES!!! Call 719-258-8406. HURRY!!!"
• Lastly, my award for the post that gives you that "not-good" feeling:
Secretary/Model (MMJ Dispensary Platte)
Need a secretary. Also, We take a lot of pictures, so pretty faces help : )