Attention, area conservatives: Hell has officially frozen over.
A FOX News outlet is about to be quoted in an Indy piece without being openly mocked. This is largely because the story being quoted from FOX News turns out to be much more fun to mock than FOX News ... at least for today.
So, anyways, for all those who have long wondered what it would take for us to turn to FOX for our news, there is finally an answer: a cop-car f***er. Duh.