Free lube? We LOVE tax day!



OK, since no one else around here has offered to write this one ...

You could spend your Tax Day tomorrow with thousands of anti-government crazies packing into Washington, D.C. to spew vitriol. But you'll probably come away with more to show for your time if you just "log on to life" and visit Fascinations' FunLove site.

Taxpayers, Fascinations salutes you.
  • Taxpayers, Fascinations salutes you.

Turns out at least one player in the sex-toy world wants to re-brand April 15 as "Tax Relief Day," where everyone can celebrate with 25 percent product discounts, gifts of free lube, and free shipping. (Or, if you'd rather not wait for your stuff, you can visit one of Colorado's five stores.)

Hell, even the most ardent tea partier should appreciate a line of products that bears the name "the Liberator."

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