Question: Why is downtown suddenly looking like a ghost town, with tons of parking spaces and not even one courtside minister trying to save some attorney's soul as he heads over to the hot dog cart?
Answer: Because today marks the beginning of Spring Break for 4th Judicial District judges!
As you read this, amped-up adjudicators are already flocking south to take part in bacchanalian gatherings where they’ll mainline jello shots, get down to lame punk-pop bands, and “disrobe” for the next installment of Judges Gone Wild. After that, it’s back to the hotel to savor the latest issue of Harvard Law Review.
Party on, your honor.