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...reasons to be a designated driver on St. Patrick's Day

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1. The only leprechauns you'll see are in the parade.

2. Because green beer won't bring sexy back and nobody wants to see you dance on the bar.

3. No risk of drunk-dialing your ex.

4. You'll have the camera and the evidence.

5. That hottie you end up kissing actually is good-looking.

Says who? The Colorado Department of Transportation and Statewide Law Enforcement.

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