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Kenneth Cleaver

Consumer Correspondent

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June 13, 2003

Mr. Mario Valdes
Station Manager
KRCC
912 North Weber Street
Colorado Springs, CO 80903

Dear Mr. Valdes:

This is an official ransom note. As I'm sure you receive quite a few, please take note of the record locator number: 878TK45.

Ransom as follows:

KILL THE THOMAS JEFFERSON HOUR AND MOVE YOUR EXHAUSTING EVENING JAZZ SHOW TO 3 A.M.

OR:

THE BEAR WILL DIE!!!

When responding to this ransom note, please be sure to refer to the record locator number.

Sincerely,
Kenneth Cleaver

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