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IQ: Hot 'n' Wild

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Humans think about sex -- what -- about every six seconds? And around this time of year, the word -- and act -- sneaks its way into our imaginations even more because of, duh, Valentine's Day. After all, it is the one day on the calendar that Cupid and Aphrodite work together.

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Rob Shahade
Cook
Carefree and Murray

How do you celebrate Valentine's Day? I usually don't. Supposedly this year my girlfriend's making me dinner.

What's the sexiest food? I'd probably go for something like strawberries.

What's the wildest place you've done it? Probably the kitchen.

When's the last time you got some? Last week sometime.

Describe your most memorable sexual experience. I was camping with a bunch of friends and as I was going at it they decided to start singing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" outside of my tent.

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Marissa and Stu
Flight attendants
Illinois

How do you celebrate Valentine's Day? (Marissa)This year I'm working. (Stu) I masturbate vehemently.

What's the sexiest food? (Marissa) Cool Whip. (Stu) Sushi.

What's the wildest place you've done it? (Marissa) Off the side of the road, we pulled over. It was in Europe. It was in England. I'll never forget it. (Stu) An elevator.

When's the last time you got some? (Marissa) Ten days ago. (Stu) Two hours ago.

Describe your most memorable sexual experience. (Marissa) England. (Stu) I think it'd have to be when I was in Idaho, with sheep.

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Felicia Ross
Receptionist
Academy and Fountain

How do you celebrate Valentine's Day? With my family.

What's the sexiest food? Lobster and strawberries.

What's the wildest place you've done it? In the park.

When's the last time you got some? A year ago.

Describe your most memorable sexual experience. Probably with two girlfriends of mine. And we taped it.

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