by Bill Forman
&Ever since we wrotes about Louis Armstrong’s metal years with the all-but-forgotten Crucible of Ennui last month, we knew it was only a matter of time before Betty White got in on the act.
On Saturday Night Live this past weekend, she proved us right by getting down in the guttural with her grindcore version of the Golden Girls theme song.
So which is better: Louis Armstrong growling and grimacing his way through “What A Wonderful World” or a possessed Betty White cooing “Happy Mother’s Day, motherfuckers"? We still prefer Louis, but you be the judge: