by Bill Forman
Obviously we can’t. Especially when it’s a half-hour long “newscast” anchored by Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope themselves.
The ICP duo are as charming as ever, chortling enthusiastically about 2013 acts like Swollen Members, Vanilla Ice (!), Blaze, Tech N9ne (of course), Brotha Lynch Hung, and Twisted — who will be appearing, promises Shaggy, in all their “white-faced, black-eyed splendorness.”
There will also be Dark Carnival tarot readings, a medical tent, and four, um, “love trains.”
The 14th annual gathering, which takes place August 4-11 in Illinois’s scenic Cave-In-Rock Stat Park, is sure to be an unforgettable experience. And in the meantime, this extended video is the next best thing — or, for some, the next worst thing — to being there.
In fact, here’s the last five years worth of Gathering of the Juggalos infomercials. Hours of fun await, so grab yourself a case of grape Faygo and start watching.